Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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