If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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