Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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