- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

haha Otarts was here

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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