- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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