- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what's the difference between a duck?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??