yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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world society

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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