- Anti Joke

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

there once was a black man who played basketball

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

there once was a black man who played basketball

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

there once was a black man who played basketball

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.