- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Waseem is a hard worker.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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