- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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