- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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