- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A baby seal walks into a club.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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