Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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