- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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