Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A women in the kitchen.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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