- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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