- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man