whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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