- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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