Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Knock knock Go away

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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