- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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