Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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