- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

so...um, yeah

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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