- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

scientology.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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