- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

feminists.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mom.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

j.p. is dumb

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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