- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Nickleback.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

#Getweird

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Gus's mom

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Major League Soccer

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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