An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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