what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Canadians

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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You have friends

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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