What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Nah

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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