What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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