Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Blacks

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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world society

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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