Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

get in the car.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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