- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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