- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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