Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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