Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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