- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

The truth is he loves her!!

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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