What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Terry has ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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