- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Waseem is a hard worker.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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