- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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