- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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