- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Women's Rights

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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