hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What? Huh?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

knock knock come in !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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