- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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