Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Nobody cares maddie!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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