guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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