Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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