What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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