- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Im gay What about you

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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