What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

I was watching Fox news.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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